Election Day Decision

As we go to the polling booths today,we as the electorate have the opportunity to decide what happens for the next four years. Who is going to lead us, a fulani man with a track record of semi autocratic rule or the supposedly lecturer who could not do any significant thing for the last four years or the third option who although she could be a good choice, she is coming out under a party that is so powerless that everybody has already written her off. Personally, I am still on the fence on whether to vote or not to vote. My confusion emanates from the fact that we practically have only two options the supposedly lecturer and the fulani man. I cannot vote for the supposedly lecturer because his four years administration did not have any positive impact whatsoever on my life or the people around me. I cannot vote for the fulani man because he is a fulani man and I think he is too old to become the president of FRN for the next four years and possibly another four years. Also he had been a president before and should not clamour to come out again if he isn't coming out for some clandestine reasons.
I may end up voting for KOWA party, but my vote for them wouldn't be of any consequence because I am very sure that 'the NIgeria factor' would make it impossible for their candidate to win.
Among these three candidates, I know I would never vote the fulani man. I would rather have any of the other two candidates to win.
Be that as it may, I hope and pray for a violent free and fair election today. I hope that whatever would be the result would be a true reflection of the decision of the electorate.

On a less serious note; WHY THE FULANI MAN MUST NOT WIN
I want to ask, if the fulani man should win, will the fulani man's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like the incumbent first lady does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:
1* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3* I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4* My fellow widows.
5* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6* My husband is the best couple on earth.
7* The doctors are responding to treatment.
8* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
9* Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10* Na only you waka come?
11* Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"
12* diaris God o...
13* on behalf of N2million I donate my family.
14*To all those who think my husband has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Let us vote the fulani out because His wife cannot make us laugh like the incumbent first lady.